Examples of Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

The jokes They are short stories with humorous content whose understanding produces laughter in their receivers. Animal jokes include animals among their characters, both as the protagonists of the story or as secondary characters. For example: What does a fish do in the sea? Nothing.

They are fictitious stories, which are generally transmitted orally and whose content can be cruel, satirical, burlesque or ironic.

Examples of animal jokes

Joke 1
- You know? I just bought a pigeon that costs $ 10,000.
- Messenger?
- No, I'm not exaggerating.

Joke 2
- What is the oldest animal?
- Cow
- Because?
- Because he's in black and white.

Joke 3
- What does a dog do with a drill?
- Ta-barking.

Joke 4
A Spanish dog and an English fox collide on a street by accident. The fox apologizes: “Oh! I'm sorry! " And the dog answers: "I'm perry!"

Joke 5
- What does a worm say to another worm?
- I'm going for a walk around the block.

Joke 6
- What does one fish say to another?
- Nothing.

Joke 7
- What does a rat do with a machine gun?
- RATATATATATATATATATATA.

Joke 8
- What is a cow doing thinking?
- Concentrated milk!

Joke 9
A thief comes in to rob a bank with a cat in his hand and says:
- Hands up or I pull the trigger!

Joke 10
Two fleas were talking in the street and one asked the other:
- What do we do? Shall we walk or catch a dog?

Joke 11
- Your dog looks like a cat.
- He is a cat.
- Well then he looks like a dog.

Joke 12
A lady is at the door of her house with her cat, a man passes by and asks:
- Spider?
And the lady answers:
- No, cat!

Joke 13
A mosquito mother tells her children her mosquitoes:
- Be very careful with humans: do not approach them because they always want to crush us.
To which one of her children her mosquitoes replied:
- No mother. That is not true. The other day a human spent the whole morning applauding me.

Joke 14
There is a cow, a hen and a horse, and they are all 14 months old.
- Who has more months?
- The hen because she is 14 months old, something

Joke 15
- What is the animal that walks with one leg?
- Well, the duck.

Joke 16
- What did a chick say to another chick?
- No peep!

Joke17
- What does Tarzan say to a mouse?
- So small and with mustache.
- What does the mouse respond to Tarzan?
- So big and in a diaper.

Joke 18
- What did a goose say to a goose?
- Revenge.

Joke 19
- Where does the wildebeest live?
- In "Ñu York"

Joke 20
- What is the last animal in the world?
- The dolphin.

Joke 21
- What does a bed bug say to another bed bug?
- I'm going to be a chinchero, I love you.

Joke 22
- What does a walrus say to another walrus?
- Shall we have lunch or what?

Joke 23
- Why don't ducks have friends?
- Because they are very unfriendly.

Joke 24
A rat gets a girlfriend with a bat and another friendly rat says:
- What an ugly boyfriend you've got!
- Yes, but he's a pilot.

Joke 25
- Did you know that six thousand elephants are used each year to make piano keys?
- Amazing. Elephants can be trained to do anything, right?

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