30 Examples of Highs

Highs

A height it is something that reaches an insurmountable instance. The term, of Latin origin, means "that exceeds the limits of the container."

In colloquial language, it is used as a mode of exaggeration. A high point indicates an unacceptable absurdity that causes discontent or displeasure in the speaker. For example: It is the last straw that the prices of this store increase when the products are less and less quality.

We top them like jokes

Highs are often used as a joke or joke about an absurdity. They start with an initial question that the receiver must answer or guess (although usually the question is answered by the same sender). For example: What is the height of a murderer? Wanting to kill time.

The last straw, in this sense, has something of metaphorical since it uses a term that does not correspond to the semantic field from the question:

What is the height of a firefighter? Have a fiery wife, a squirting son and a hosed daughter.

In this example, the term burning It should be applied in another context or semantic field: one that refers to a hot or seductive woman. The term

jet refers to criminal or thief and the term hose refers to an adjective of someone who "demands or asks too much."

However, the three terms (fiery, jet and hose) are related to the semantic field "firefighter". Consequently, the three terms are related to characteristics of the firefighter in relation to his work; burning since the firefighter must put out fires, jet because to put out the fire it uses a jet of water and hose because with it he will put out the fires.

Examples of highs (unacceptable absurdity)

1. That the deputies raise their monthly salary even when the country is going through a crisis, it is the last straw!
2. The food in this restaurant is expensive and the portions are getting smaller and smaller, this is the last straw!
3. It is the last straw that, at Christmas time, the prices of the store rise considerably and then fall a week later.

Examples of highs (jokes)

1. What is the height of a builder? His name is Armando Torres
2. which is the height of a gardener? To have a girlfriend named Jasmine and who dumped him.
3. What is the height of sleeping beauty? Not hearing the alarm clock.
4. What is the height of capitals? Live in Stockholm, Sweden (This-High).
5. What is the last straw? Let a mute man tell a deaf man that a blind man is looking at him.
6. What is the height of a robot? Have nerves of steel.
7. What is the height of an astronaut? Have a lunatic wife.
8. What is the height of an astronomer? Fall in love with a movie star (actress).
9. What is the height of a ship? That you have to stop hard.
10. What is the height of a horse? Having a saddle (saddle) but not being able to sit.
11. What is the height of an electrician? Marrying a woman whose name is "Luz" and having children who go along with her.
12. What is the height of a cat? Have a dog day.
13. What is the height of a giant? Have an inferiority complex.
14. What is the height of a selfish gamer? Not wanting to play a friendly match.
15. What is the height of a thief? Have a police son.
16. What is the height of a book? Lose the leaves in the fall.
17. What is the height of a mathematician? Have gallstones.
18. What is the height of a meteorologist? Do not have time.
19. What is the height of a carpenter? Have a comfortable daughter.
20. What is the height of a policeman? Have two wives.
21. What is the height of a politician? To be called Armando Escandalos.
22. What is the height of a worker bee? Being allergic to pollen.
23. What is the height of a funeral home? Having to close the business due to financial death.
24. What is the height of a hen? That he has pens and cannot write.
25. What is the tiniest height? The tusk.