Examples of Jokes for Children

Jokes for kids

Children's jokes are simple in content and vocabulary and are easy to understand. In addition, they are characterized by their innocence. For example: What does a dog do with a drill? Drilling.

Jokes are short stories that are told with the purpose of making their recipients laugh. In general, they consist of puns, anecdotes, or comments. These stories use different resources to capture the audience's attention and make them laugh: irony, mockery, puns and parody, etc.

Types of jokes

According to the resources that the narration has, the following types of jokes can be identified:

Examples of jokes for children

Joke 1
- What does it take to light a candle?
- That it's off.

Joke 2
- Which is the height of a gardener?
- That they always leave him planted.

Joke 3
- Why does a lady bring glue to the restaurant?
- In case he breaks the diet.

Joke 4
A child enters a pharmacy and says:
- I need some glasses.
The pharmacist asks:
- For the Sun?
And the child responds:
- Not for me!

Joke 5
- What does a cook do when he is sad?
- Pouting!

Joke 6
- Why does the music teacher need a ladder?
- To hit the high notes.

Joke 7
- What's the height of a cop?
- Have two wives.

Joke 8
- What is the capital of the highlands?
- Stockholm.

Joke 9
- What is the fish that smells a lot?
- The Peztoso!

Joke 10
Two boys talk after finishing a test:
- And how did the exam go?
- Terrible. I left everything blank. And you?
- I also! They will think we copy ourselves!

Joke 11
- Mom, I'm bored. Tell me a joke!
- No, daughter. Better help me wash the dirty dishes.
- Hahaha very good!

Joke 12
- How do you say elevator in Arabic?
- Aliba goes.

Joke 13
- What does a jaguar say to another jaguar?
- Jaguar you.

Joke 14
A man enters an office and says to the doctor:
- Doctor, I feel bad.
The doctor comes over and says:
- Well, sit down!

Joke 15
- What is a cow doing thinking?
- Makes concentrated milk!

Joke 16
- What is a donkey?
- A horse that didn't want to study!

Joke 17
- Where do fleas go when they die?
- To the pulgatory.

Joke 18
- I was bitten by a snake.
- Do you charge?
- Not free.

Joke 19
- What is the height of a thief?
- His name is Esteban Dido.

Joke 20
- Juanito, why do you give the chickens chocolate?
- To lay Easter eggs.

Joke 21
There are two children talking and one asks the other:
- What does your father do?
- He is the president of an import and export company.
- Ah! So you have a very important position.
- Important and exporting, yes.

Joke 22
- What did the spoon say to the jelly?
- Do not tremble, coward!

Joke 23
- Let's see Pepito, tell me a word that has 5 I's.
And Jaimito responds:
- But teacher, that is very difficult.
- Very good Pepito.

Joke 24
- What is the tomato's favorite dance?
- The sauce.

Joke 25
- What's the height of Aladdin?
- Have a bad temper.

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