Examples of Pepito Jokes

Pepito jokes

Jokes are short stories that seek to make their recipients laugh. They usually consist of puns, anecdotes, or comments. Pepito's jokes are those that have a boy named like that as the protagonist of the story. His stories almost always take place at school, at home or with his friends. In addition, they are characterized by being stories designed for children and adults. For example: Pepito, why are you talking to your shoes? Is that the box said "Converse."

The jokes use different resources to capture the attention of the audience and make them laugh. Among them: irony, mockery, puns and parody.

Types of jokes

According to the resources that the narration has, the following types of jokes can be identified:

Examples of Pepito jokes

Joke 1
Pepito asks the teacher:
- Master, can you punish me for something I have not done?
The teacher, surprised, replies:
- Of course not, Pepito. That would be very unfair.
- All right, miss. It's that I didn't do my homework.

Joke 2
- After looking at the report card, Pepito's mother says angrily:

- Pepito! These notes deserve punishment!
- You're right, mom. Come on, I know where the lady lives!

Joke 3
The teacher asks Pepito:
- Pepito, how does the M sound with the A?
- Ma.
- Very good Pepito. And if you put a check mark on it, how does it sound?
- Matilde.

Joke 4
Pepito says to his mother from the shower:
- Mom, the shampoo has run out.
- Well Pepito, use mine then.
- I can not.
- Because?
- Because she says it's for dry hair and I already have it wet.

Joke 5
Angry, Pepito's father tells him.
- Did you tell your sister that she's stupid? Go right now and tell him you're sorry.
Pepito goes to his sister's room and says:
- Little sister, I'm sorry you're so stupid.

Joke 6
The teacher tells Pepito:
"Pepito, you've been late for school this week." Do you know what that means?
"Yes sir, that means today is Friday."

Joke 7
Happy, Pepito arrives at his house and tells his mother:
- I have written a composition that has moved the teacher.
- Really? How do you know?
- Because she told me it was sad.

Joke 8
The teacher approaches Pepito and says:
- You know very well that you can't sleep in my class, Pepito.
To which Pepito responds:
- I know, professor. He could sleep if you didn't speak so loud.

Joke 9
Furious, the teacher tells Pepito:
- Pepito, you copied Pedrito's exam, right?
- Master, how did you know?
- Because the first 3 answers are exactly the same, and in the fourth Pedrito answered: “I don't know” and you answered “Me neither”.

Joke 10
The teacher tells Pepito:
- Pepito, can you tell me two pronouns?
- Who? Me?
- Excellent!

Joke 11
The history teacher asks Pepito:
- Pepito, where was the French peace treaty of 1800 signed?
- On a sheet of paper, teacher.

Joke 12
Pepito arrives at his house and says to his father:
- Dad, don't wait for me tonight.
- Why, Pepito? Where you're going?
- To nowhere. Can't you see that I've already arrived?

Joke 13
Pepito's mother, surprised, asks him:
- Pepito... Why did you put a stuffed animal in the freezer?
- Because I wanted a polar bear.

Joke 14
The Catechesis teacher asks Pepito:
- Pepito, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?
With pride, Pepito responds:
"No, miss, it's not necessary." My mom cooks very rich.

Joke 15
Pepito is writing a composition and asks his father:
- Dad, how do you spell mobile phone?
- How it sounds.
- What if it's in vibrate mode?

Joke 16
The teacher tells Pepito:
- Pepito, I am glad to see that you have improved the lyrics.
- Thanks teacher. Now you can see how bad my spelling is.

Joke 17
The nurse approaches a mother who has just given birth to her baby ...
- His son is fine, but we had to give him oxygen.
- What a pity! I wanted to name him Pepito!

Joke 18
Pepito, can I borrow 30 pesos?
- I'm sorry, but I'm not wearing anything.
- And at home?
- All very well thanks. And in yours?

Joke 19
In Language class, the teacher asks Pepito:
- Pepito, if I say "I steal" and I conjugate it to the present, what is the present?
- Well, jail.

Joke 20
The teacher tells Pepito:
- Pepito, translate this phrase into English: "The cat fell into the water and drowned."
- This one is easy: "The cat cataplum in the water gluglu no more meow meow" ...

Joke 21
With a smile on his face, Pepito tells his mother:
- Mom, Mom, I learned to write!
The proud mother asks him:
- And what did you write?
Pepito responds:
- How do I know? I told you that I learned to write, not to read.

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