Examples of Bad Jokes

Bad jokes

The bad jokes They are those who, despite their lack of ingenuity or creativity, make their audience laugh. In general, this is because they are too silly or silly. For example: Once upon a time there was a joke so, but so, bad, that it hit the smallest jokes.

Jokes are short stories told for the purpose of making their recipients laugh. They usually consist of puns, anecdotes, or comments. These stories use different resources to capture the attention of the audience and make them laugh. Among them: irony, mockery, puns and parody.

Types of jokes

According to the resources that the narration has, the following types of jokes can be identified:

Examples of bad jokes

Joke 1
- Which animal can jump higher than a house?
- Anyone, because houses don't jump.

Joke 2
- What is the best cure for dandruff?
- Baldness

Joke 3
- Do you have books on fatigue?
- Yes, but now I don't have one. They are all exhausted!

Joke 4
- What is the height of a book?
- Let the leaves fall in autumn!

Joke 5
- My brother has been cycling since he was five years old.
- Oh yeah? How far it must be already!

Joke 6
"What is your favorite dish and why?
- The deep one, because there is room for more food ...

Joke 7
A girl asks her father:

- Dad, what day was I born?
- November 20, daughter.
- What a coincidence, it is the same day as my birthday!

Joke 8
My computer beats me at chess, but I win by boxing.

Joke 9
- What happens if you throw a duck into the water?
- Nothing.

Joke 10
- Why do cows travel to New York so much?
- To see the muuuusicales.

Joke 11
Once upon a time there was a girl whose mouth was so small, but so small; that to say three, he had to say: "one, one, one."

Joke 12
- What are 50 physicists and 50 chemicals together?
- 100types.

Joke 13
- What does a zero say to another zero?
- We are nothing.

Joke 14
- What is the height of a pharmacist?
- Let his wife be called Remedios!

Joke 15
- Mom, is there jelly?
- Well, as far as I know, there is the 'Latin i' and the 'Greek y'.

Joke 16
- Waiter! This steak has a lot of nerves.
- Normal, it's the first time they eat it.

Joke 17
- Good afternoon. I wanted a T-shirt with the phrase of an inspiring character.
- Gandhi?
- No, mediani.

Joke 18
- Pepito, how do you say "dog" in English?
- Dog.
- And "veterinarian"?
- Well, Dog-tor.

Joke 19
- What's the smallest last straw?
- The tusk.

Joke 20
A mother tells her children that they are playing in the park:
- Guys, don't play dirt.
So the children went to play on Mars.

Joke 21
Once upon a time there was such a bad joke so bad that it hit the other jokes.

Joke 22
- What stress!
- Two plus one.

Joke 23
- Hello, Conchita?
- No, with Tarzan.

Joke 24
In a job interview:
- English level?
- High.
- Well. Translate "look."
- Look.
- Excellent. Use it in a sentence.
- "Luke I am your father.
- Hired.

Joke 25
- Professor, what does 'why' mean?
- Because?
- Because I want to know.

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