Examples of Short Jokes

Short jokes

The jokes they are short stories with humorous content whose comprehension produces laughter among its recipients. Short jokes are those that are made up of a few sentences or even words. For example: Mom, at school they call me distracted. Juanito, you live in the house across the street.

They are characterized by being fictitious stories, they are transmitted orally and their content can be cruel, satirical, burlesque or ironic. For the content of the joke to be understood, the sender and receiver must share the idea of ​​the funny. Sometimes, in addition, these narratives use puns to produce humor.

These stories are very old. The first compilation of this type of stories dates from the fourth century. It is the Philógelos, an anthology of more than 260 jokes. In general, the stories respect a structure that begins with an introduction in which a situation is presented in which later the grace or game is specified.

Types of jokes

According to the resources that the narration has, the following types of jokes can be identified:

Examples of jokes

Joke 1
- What does a jaguar say to another jaguar?
- "Jaguar you"

Joke 2
- Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son?
- I don't know son, ask your grandfather ...

Joke 3
- What does one cup say to another?
"What cup is it?"

Joke 4
- Give me a short latte.
- My machine broke, over.

Joke 5
- Why was the math book crying?
- Because I had a lot of problems!

Joke 6
- Josecito, what planet goes after Mars?
- Wednesday.

Joke 7
- What's at the end of everything?
- The O.

Joke 8
- Excuse me, am I well made up?
- No, you can still see your face.

Joke 9
- Mom, Mom, at school they call me Facebook.
- What about you?
- I like!

Joke 10
- She likes gasoline…
- Can't you sing something more educational?
- She likes the mixture of hydrocarbons derived from petroleum ...

Joke 11
- You're obsessed with food!
- I don't know what you mean croquely.

Joke 12
- Where does Superman hang his superlayer?
- In superchero.

Joke 13
A man goes to a job interview and talking about the salary:
- Well, you will start by charging US $ 1000 and, later, US $ 2000.
- Ah, well, I'll come later.

Joke 14
- Honey, I think you are obsessed with football and I need you.
- What's missing?! Missing?! If I have not touched you!

Joke 15
- Good afternoon. I am looking for work.
- Are you interested as a gardener?
- Leave money? If what I'm looking for is work!

Joke 16
- How does a chick curse another chick?
- Caldito be!

Joke 17
- Grandpa, why are you in front of the computer with your eyes closed?
- It is that Windows told me to close the tabs.

Joke 18
- My virtue is patience.
- What?
- That my virtue is patience, you damn deaf!

Joke 19
- What is the name of the Japanese diving champion?
- Tokofondo.
- And the runner-up?
- Kasitoko.

Joke 20
- My wife left me a note in the refrigerator that says: "I'm leaving because this no longer works", but I have been reviewing it for two hours and it cools down wonderfully.

Joke 21
- If the zombies fall apart over time, degradable zombies?

Joke 22
A couple chatting:
- Honey, I would like us to have a nice weekend ...
- Come on, see you on Monday!

Joke 23
- What is the country that first calls you and then scares you?
- USA

Joke 24
A Mexican greets a Chinese:
- Hello!
- Ink past one.

Joke 25
- Do you know how this one died?
- In a fight, the sign says "funeral", but he does not clarify with whom.

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